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  3. kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
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  4. drythroats:

    This is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever seen.

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  5. prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

    prokopetz:

    This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

    Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

    Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

    The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

    I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

    The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

    So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

    Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

    Fucking wasps.

    Reblogged from: 30-sexonds-to-mars
  6. kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here
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  7. Reblogged from: matthullum
  8. friends meme: 4/7 episodes · the one with rachel’s other sister

    "I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over."

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  10. House Week - Day 5
     → favorite episode: 8×11 - Nobody’s Fault

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  11. idareu2bme:

cheesusfugget:

Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.

    idareu2bme:

    cheesusfugget:

    Based on a true story

    Uterus, you need therapy.

    Reblogged from: faultsinourangels
  12. favabean05:

    hacheload:

    cronusempire:

    steven-moffat:

    grim-bark-tier:

    lordwhat:

    There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

    Well hello there satan

    image

    NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES

    AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end. 

    I would watch the fuck out of that.

    Reblogged from: faultsinourangels
  13. pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    pizzapriince:

    following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

    Reblogged from: breakinq
    • Chandler: What's the matter Joe?
    • Joey: I'm mad at you for leaving! You're nothing but a big leaver. Big leaver with a stupid suitcase.
    • Chandler: Any chance you are trying to pick a fight to make all this easier?
    • Joey: Dude, you see right through me!
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